Notes of a Dirty Young Man
tips for lonely people

psyducked:

stop a ton of random people in the street and say “think of me when you poop” and they’ll be so shocked that they actually will think of you when they poop and you can rest in comfort knowing someone thought about you that day


kawaiilluminatii:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
dilf-fan:

ROCCO STEELE MAKES MY ASSHOLE QUIVER