Notes of a Dirty Young Man
Bon ape tit

toxicmp3:

me when i swallow

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jamieaiken919:

it wet

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.


thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again


nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw